whiskers.com

hi there

yoeeee, mouse here, you've reached whiskers.com, so, this is like, supposed to be my website or something. have had this domain since 1996 so i guess i should put something here! i recently got tired of not having HTTP up for the last decade, and it snowed recently so i had some free time and threw this up for you 🤮 (well, u kno, ai did, vibe coding ftw! ..jk)

stuff im into right now

ok well, heres a list of stuff that i like this very second

full metal jacket - a camp AI musical

A JELLY DONUT? by mouse
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman finds a jelly donut inside Private Pyle's footlocker.

Bonus: alt vers, but it's too much an act-ender and this part of the show isn't it. Still, it goes above and beyond the call for ridiculousness, and I had to include it here.
We'll Make It Right by mouse
Private Joker teaches Private Pyle how to become a better soldier.
Welcome To Boot Camp [IN WORKSHOP] by mouse
The drill instructor welcomes his new recruits. [WORKSHOP: Not enough "Sir Yes Sir"'s in here, otherwise, it's kind of what we're looking for.. Obviously, keep the casual racism]
Too Beaucoup by fotato
A song about large penises, and paid sex.
Smile, Private Pyle by fotato
The act 1 ender. You know what's going to happen. What is your major malfunction!?
This is my rifle, this is my gun by fotato
Fun little song, sometime after they get there and before Pyle starts fucking everything up.

i was idly wondering what a Full Metal Jacket The Musical would sound like, so I headed to Suno and made some songs. the one that instantly came to mind of course was Hartman berating Pyle over the jelly donut. you can picture all the other lads standing at inspection doing a little footlocker dance during the bridge. there's also when joker has to help pyle with his soldiering, make his bed, work the gun, beat the obstacles.... that's the "disney love song" part. i didn't prompt suno to make it suuper extra gay; it did that allll on its own.

i don't intend for it to be entirely AI slop, the prompts must be carefully curated. those two were all I had, but fotato in ## has jumped into the foray with his contributions. if you think you have something in mind that would work, tell me! i'm open to suggestions. let's get this thing going!

soundcloud bollocks

Titanic - Crazy Frog Edition - I don't care what people say, it's a fine song. Improved with donk.
Bring Dem Back - DJ SS's limb by limb has nothing on this one.

uh anything else

catch me at a rave, or a vintage computer show..

wanna chat? i'm in the book.. or join ## on libera.

Do people still say "I'm in the book?" For the yutes out there, that means "You can contact me by telephone; you may look up my phone number in the phone book and place a call to me." Ok, see, what a phone book is, well the phone company used to physically deliver this very large book to your home that contained everyone's phone number and home address. You could ask to be "unlisted", but then you wouldn't say "I'm in the book", because you wouldn't be. That's probably enough attention brought to the subject. Anyway, I'm old.